I was invited to my friend’s suite next door yesterday to play some Deadliest Warrior for the first time ever. It’s an awesome video game where you play as generic historical badasses (in the sequel, you can play as actual historical figures like Joan of Arc and William Wallace and Genghis Khang and such), and match them up anachronistically against a historical badass of your friend’s choosing from another part of the world and period of time.
The game is based on a show as well, which I’d heard about before but never watched, though I really do need to check it out. Historical Fight Club and all that, you know?
Obviously, I chose the Centurion character the first round I played.
And obviously, I won.